February 2010
1 post
“I thought about buying the cat a cat sack. Thought I’d tell you that. closes...”
– On why the fuck would you say that to me when I’m drunk and then immediately close the door I can’t stand that cat so why is this relevant information?!
Feb 6th
December 2009
1 post
“I wonder what he shits like.”
– On bear gryllis eating a bug.
Dec 20th
November 2009
2 posts
1 tag
“Wait, there’s a NOTE on one of my ridiculous things? …oh. I...”
– On reading blogs about her.
Nov 4th
3 tags
What?
Elin: Have you ever been to Hartford, Connecticut before?
Me: I think so.
*pause*
Me: Why?
Elin: No reason.
Nov 4th
October 2009
5 posts
“She looks like a claymation”
– On deb from “Dexter”
Oct 25th
“…and it’s clear that he has seven muffins in his pants.”
– On boners.
Oct 22nd
“He’s someone from something.”
– On actor recognition.
Oct 22nd
“Did you post my foreskin yet?”
–  on the previous post.
Oct 19th
“I’ve had some interesting experiences with foreskin.”
– On circumcision.
Oct 18th